One summer day, me and my friend were thinking of some thing to do. I saw all of these trucks and vans in a parking lot, and I said to my friend "hey, wanna go in there?", he said "sure". So we thought up stuff to steal and then jumped the fence and started going through the vans and trucks but our main purpose was to steal CBs and stuff, so we took a CB from a big van, and some other worthless shit, and just as we were about to leave my friend found a lineman's handset. He gave it to me, since he had no idea how to use the damn thing, but after awhile we started using it on cans and stuff, had a lotta fun with it...
A few months (THREE months) later, we got caught. It turned out that some kids ratted us out for money (one of them was Danny Gibs, so if you live in Florida, and know him, please beat him down). So anyway it turned out that Lucent got robbed eight other times (by someone else) and we were one of the eight that got caught. They gave me an option: I could take this stupid program (JASP) or just goto JDC. So I took the JASP thing. I got 40 Hours of community service, had to take 2 of these "crime doesn't pay" classes, and they made me mow my lawn 3 times, don't ask me why. I'm also gonna have pay for the 'lost' fone, but in the end, I still had the handset. I just told the cops that I lost it. I'm not sure how much I gotta pay them; they haven't told me yet.
PS - If you ever rob GTE or Lucent or any thing like that, please rember to wear gloves!!!